What has made you happy today

[GetToTheChoppar]

What you mean by "tie the room together"?

You're out of your element!

[Twaddlefish]

Mate bought a rug for his room. If it doesn't tie the room together, he's returning it.

As long as it hasn't been soiled by a Chinaman, it should be returnable.

It really did tie the room together, did it not?

[some_thing_wild]

Gonna go get a piece of metal stabbed through my tit on Saturday I've decided. Asymmetry is getting to me

Pics?

[mcroper]

Gonna go get a piece of metal stabbed through my tit on Saturday I've decided. Asymmetry is getting to me

Pics?

Or it didnt happen?

[Manadh]

Got the last of my package through the post today, thanks to Royal Mail hoarding them for the last 2-3 weeks.

The thought of nip piercings makes my tummy go funny

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

finding out about a mile from the house in the car on the way back to my ma's that my Bangor mates are indeed coming up to get steamboated tonight. Still had to walk back up the Ormeau Road to the house though

[foxi]

For the last 2 weeks we've had constant phone calls from the Labour Party, wanting to know who we are voting for in today's by-election in Oldham East and Saddleworth. Every day, at 6pm, being a proper pain in the arse.

This had got pretty fucking annoying, until Tuesday, when Mr. Ed Millerband himself called. On him asking 'Who are you voting for Mr. Fox?'' I took great pleasure in replying ''It's non of your fucking business''.

[Nantha]

Got the last of my package through the post today, thanks to Royal Mail hoarding them for the last 2-3 weeks.

The thought of nip piercings makes my tummy go funny

I made the mistake of watching last time. It was gross, where the needle went in, it pushed out a chunk of white tissue when it came out the other side

[Turbo]

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

[Finnvitka]

Piercing needles are hollow and remove the flesh where the bar goes, it's less blunt force trauma that way

[some_thing_wild]

The thought of nip piercings makes my tummy go funny

A friend of mine has 13 peircings in his cock, including a massive ring through his jeb end. Makes me a lil sick at the thought

[MotorAmarth]

I know someone who had a dragon tattooed on his dick and got a prince Albert.
He makes a habit of showing people who stand still for longer than 5 seconds

[Turbo]

The thought of nip piercings makes my tummy go funny

A friend of mine has 13 peircings in his cock, including a massive ring through his jeb end. Makes me a lil sick at the thought

Am I to assume he sits down when he's pissing? I only say because he'd probably need a funnel and some waterproofs for a urinal.



Security guard at work is reported to have a piercing on his wang too. Just fills your mind with what ifs really. The art of freeballing around the house can sod off just in case you misjudge a door frame.

[Fjar]

I remember being confronted with a German dude's stretched Prince Albert piercing at eye level, minutes after I'd sat down to open a beer at Wacken 07. It was a thing to behold.

[Womble]

Watching this video on mute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedc ... r_embedded