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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:35 pm

CrapyMike wrote:who's more likely to resort to fucking a pie though? i reckon it'd be craig :B

I reckon Danroush is Ozzy.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:35 pm

CrapyMike wrote:who's more likely to resort to fucking a pie though? i reckon it'd be craig :B



Pies (or other foodstuffs) don't count, has to be a real girl :lol:





Also shush James :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MotorAmarth » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:03 pm

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How can someone be a cunt if they have a nice personality? I don't understand that at all :?
Regardless, sorry it didn't work out, hope you don't feel too shit :(


I don't have a nice personality, I just get told it a lot, because it's nicer than saying "You look like shit". It's kinda like saying, "Well your OTHER eye's lovely" to Admiral Nelson. And cheers, I'm sure I'll be fine eventually.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:04 pm

7 months today to go until the wedding of the year. :rock:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ensorcelled » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:05 pm

Fjar wrote:7 months today to go until the wedding of the year. :rock:


I thought it was in April? :eyes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:07 pm

Ensorcelled wrote:
Fjar wrote:7 months today to go until the wedding of the year. :rock:


I thought it was in April? :eyes:


Shit, have I really fucked up all the planning that much? :lol:

Seriously. Ours is going to poop all over the Royal wedding.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby metalsam » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:13 pm

Fjar wrote:
Ensorcelled wrote:
Fjar wrote:7 months today to go until the wedding of the year. :rock:


I thought it was in April? :eyes:


Shit, have I really fucked up all the planning that much? :lol:

Seriously. Ours is going to poop all over the Royal wedding.


Aye, because I'll be drunk at yours :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Big D » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:15 pm

Fjar wrote:
Ensorcelled wrote:
Fjar wrote:7 months today to go until the wedding of the year. :rock:


I thought it was in April? :eyes:


Shit, have I really fucked up all the planning that much? :lol:

Seriously. Ours is going to poop all over the Royal wedding.

They've got commemorative teatowels. Have you got commemorative teatowels?

You need commemorative teatowels.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:24 pm

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Let's just get it out of the way, it'd make for more interesting topics. And a "greatest lover" category in the anal awards.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby CrapyMike » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:27 pm

Danroush wrote:
CrapyMike wrote:who's more likely to resort to fucking a pie though? i reckon it'd be craig :B



Pies (or other foodstuffs) don't count, has to be a real girl :lol:

try telling that to the pie in my bin. or at least, whats left of it...








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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Applecore » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:03 pm

Dan, you're on.

I'm going to rape you.




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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:17 pm

Someone can rape me, anyone. I'm not picky.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:26 pm

Applecore wrote:Dan, you're on.

I'm going to rape you.




Then Mike.


A bet of *dignity* or are you willing to put money on this? :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby some_thing_wild » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:32 pm

CrapyMike wrote:who's more likely to resort to fucking a pie though?

*ahem*
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ensorcelled » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:33 pm

some_thing_wild wrote:
CrapyMike wrote:who's more likely to resort to fucking a pie though?

*ahem*


Wouldn't you just punch it? Or make it cum with your little finger?
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