A free-for-all thread

[thehairyone]

that's a bit of an unfair comparison, men seem to like playing with their bits at any available opportunity

Well, they're just dangling there... why would we not want to fiddle with something that is just there not doing much most of the time?

[Finnvitka]

you could say that our breasts are doing the same but we don't feel the need to play with them constantly!

or at least not in public.

[Danroush]

you could say that our breasts are doing the same but we don't feel the need to play with them constantly!

or at least not in public.

Exactly, in public

[mcroper]

Do men enjoy holding their penis when they're standing up to piss? No? Well then.

I don't know what you've learned by watching James, but we don't 'pump' the piss out.

I do, I do it with my leg like in Austin Powers 3

[Nantha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObknmaH9po

best film ever

And mens bits are so fun to play with (not in a sexual way) I love playing with cocks. Theres so many different bits to move about. If I had one, I'd be playing all the time.

[CrapyMike]

you can play with mine if you want

[Nantha]

you can play with mine if you want

trust me, you wouldnt. It would piss you off no end.
My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'

[Fjar]

Best thing that men's bits do is the creepy mind-of-its-own scrotum thing, where it all swims around and moves on its own.

[metalsam]

you can play with mine if you want

trust me, you wouldnt. It would piss you off no end.
My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'

This sounds dangerous. But #3 is hilarious

[Danroush]

you can play with mine if you want

trust me, you wouldnt. It would piss you off no end.
My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'

We've said it before, but you're a real classy lady Hamdir

[mcroper]

My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'

Right, i hate when girls do shit like this. Would you like us doing stuff like that to your lady areas?

[Fjar]

My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'

Right, i hate when girls do shit like this. Would you like us doing stuff like that to your lady areas?

It's hands on genitals. Unless your punching it or slapping it, any contact is good.

[Danroush]

My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'

Right, i hate when girls do shit like this. Would you like us doing stuff like that to your lady areas?

It's hands on genitals. Unless your punching it or slapping it, any contact is good.

sounds about right

[Nantha]

to be honest, i'd probably hate it yeah

[CrapyMike]

My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'

Right, i hate when girls do shit like this. Would you like us doing stuff like that to your lady areas?

It's hands on genitals. Unless your punching it or slapping it, any contact is good.

personally, i like it when women slap my willy.