What pissed you off today
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Re: What pissed you off today
there was no security guard at work tonight. he finished at 6 and the other one is on holiday. and of course tonight was the night that all the junkie shoplifters decided to come in and get violent when they got caught. the police were there 3 times, which could have been avoided if we had a security guard in
Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Is there an actual science of giving medical diagnosis by sniffing poo? I sometimes have a bit of a wiff from the paper and get curious if it smells different than usual.
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Re: What pissed you off today
CrapyMike wrote:there was no security guard at work tonight. he finished at 6 and the other one is on holiday. and of course tonight was the night that all the junkie shoplifters decided to come in and get violent when they got caught. the police were there 3 times, which could have been avoided if we had a security guard in
Shoulda punched them in the face
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i tend to avoid angering psychos with knives
Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Is there an actual science of giving medical diagnosis by sniffing poo? I sometimes have a bit of a wiff from the paper and get curious if it smells different than usual.
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James farted in the bath earlier and it smelled fucking horrendous. He's still farting now, and it still stinks.
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Fjar wrote:James farted in the bath earlier and it smelled fucking horrendous. He's still farting now, and it still stinks.
Farts in the bath always have a bit more pong to them. I think farting in the bath is the only thing I enjoyed as a kid that I still do now
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I can understand why farts smell worse in the bath (due to the compounds that make farts smell they do being water soluble, and therefore clinging to water vapour in the steam)... what puzzles me is why they sound even more rancid when they resonate on the floor of the tub.
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I was about to bitch and whine about being back in the UK, but you guys have cheered me up.
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Bedding is still drying. God damn, hurry up.
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From the sheer amount of fart posts Fjar makes (both when she's amused and disgusted by them) makes me wonder what kind of parasite is living in James's gut.
Re: What pissed you off today
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Re: What pissed you off today
Whilst I do enjoy the challenge of writing to suit different contexts, a thank you letter for the Christmas money sent from a couple of which half has since died is proving particularly awkward. 'Sorry to hear about your husband, but yeah, I still cashed the cheque...'
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Re: What pissed you off today
3 sheets of paper short of what I need, and all the jessops within a 40 mile radius don't get stock until after my deadline.
Fuuuuck.
Fuuuuck.
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Haters gunna hate.
We mods have no way of changing your name. Just so you know... By the way, none of us have ever called you 'Pazz'...
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Re: What pissed you off today
Writing block rage. I have a knot, if you will, and my current feeling towards it is something akin to if I'd tried cutting it and the cutting implement bounced off said knot and hit me in the face.
I could probably do a better analogy, but I've a cup of tea, so brain activity is distracted
I could probably do a better analogy, but I've a cup of tea, so brain activity is distracted
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