Computer Games Thread

[Looky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_vrna2qvhw

I know this will be as bad as all the rest new Sonic games, but I really want it to be good.

The 3D version of Chemical Plant actually looks ace .

[Looky]

And it's the only ending a Rockstar game can have now. It was so shit in Red Dead, I remember my exact thinking

'Oh, his son, well I guess this could be alright if he's like his dad, and he has the same mighty horse as before...'

"WORK YA DAMN NAG!"

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You didn't keep your horse? I'm sure I did.

[herzeleid]

No, you did... I said that

I also heard the PS3 version is bugged to fuck, you get shit stuttering and whatnot a lot, care to dispel/confirm?

[Looky]

No, you did... I said that

I also heard the PS3 version is bugged to fuck, you get shit stuttering and whatnot a lot, care to dispel/confirm?

I've just realised that's probably what Jack said and you're annoyed at that. I'd forgotten, and really it sounds like something you'd say too

And I didn't experience any of that, I thought it was the Xbox version that was bugged to fuck with all those YouTube videos of Horsewomen and Menjackels and things.

[herzeleid]

I thought that was PS3, I never got a single problemo and heard things about it. Also Yahtzee's review was of the PS3 version and he spent ages whining about the bugs

[RedTeamWins]

What the hell is this "two Sonics" business?

[CrappyMike]

the only bug i ever got in red dead was the infamous cougar man. this was not a bad thing.

[Turbo]

I didnt knowingly get any. I only notice bugs when I have to restart my xbox to progress in the game anyway.

[Jobdone]

I bet a million internet fame points that Max dies at the end.

That, or Max Payne slowly devolves into a bad franchise with titles like FEEL THE PAYNE and PAYNE THRESHOLD and DOES ANYONE EVER GET THAT RANDOM PAYNE IN YOUR CHEST AND YOU FREAK OUT FOR LIKE HALF A MINUTE THINKING YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DIE, BUT THEN IT PASSES AND YOU LAUGH AT HOW SILLY YOUR OVERREACTION WAS, BUT THEN LATE AT NIGHT YOU FIND YOURSELF STARING AT YOUR CEILING THINKING ABOUT IT AND IT DEPRESSES YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE IN YOUR UNDERWHELMING LIFE THAN THAT BRIEF PERIOD WHERE YOU STARED YOUR OWN MORTALITY IN THE FACE.

[Applecore]

I bet a million internet fame points that Max dies at the end.

That, or Max Payne slowly devolves into a bad franchise with titles like FEEL THE PAYNE and PAYNE THRESHOLD and DOES ANYONE EVER GET THAT RANDOM PAYNE IN YOUR CHEST AND YOU FREAK OUT FOR LIKE HALF A MINUTE THINKING YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DIE, BUT THEN IT PASSES AND YOU LAUGH AT HOW SILLY YOUR OVERREACTION WAS, BUT THEN LATE AT NIGHT YOU FIND YOURSELF STARING AT YOUR CEILING THINKING ABOUT IT AND IT DEPRESSES YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE IN YOUR UNDERWHELMING LIFE THAN THAT BRIEF PERIOD WHERE YOU STARED YOUR OWN MORTALITY IN THE FACE.

Preordering that last one!

[CrappyMike]

devolves into a bad franchise? im sure it started as one joe...

[Jobdone]

devolves into a bad franchise? im sure it started as one joe...

See Mike.

There are times when you are wrong, and there are fleeting moments when you are right.

And there are times where you're trying to troll by being wrong. And this is one of those moments.

[CrappyMike]

no, i actually just dont like max payne

[VizardAmata]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/58550/

What is this I don't even...

[CrappyMike]

damn it, a PC game i'll have no choice but to purchase