Trivial Grumblings

[Purple n Batty]

Ankle that went over again a couple of weeks ago is even more painful now. Hurts just doing nothing, hurts more walking, dancing this week is out the question. Annoyed that my memory is too crap to remember more tunes to be a better morris musician when I can't dance.

[Noodle]

Fed up with shaving, so haven't bothered for a couple of weeks. Face feels like 2000 itchy pins. It's also for hair what fly paper is for insects. Shaving will take about an hour. I have better shit to do with my life. Stop growing, facial hair!

Me, essentially repeating what I said aged 17.

[Bisset]

Upgraded to iOS7, mostly it seems pretty swish but I don't really like the flat look of the buttons or the new music player. Plus the alphabet scroller has disappeared for me on the "artists" section whereas my mate in work has the scroller. Trivial grumbling indeed.

[Smindas]

The fact I have one sliiightly saggy eye REALLY bugs me. It looks like I've had the tiniest stroke ever. One day when I'm rich i'm gon' get that shit fixed.

Yeah, it really isn't worth dwelling on that. Everyone's face is asymmetrical in plenty of ways and it's those kind of things that only you'll ever notice. It'd probably stand out more if both your eyes were exactly the same.

[peypea]

The fact I have one sliiightly saggy eye REALLY bugs me. It looks like I've had the tiniest stroke ever. One day when I'm rich i'm gon' get that shit fixed.

Yeah, it really isn't worth dwelling on that. Everyone's face is asymmetrical in plenty of ways and it's those kind of things that only you'll ever notice. It'd probably stand out more if both your eyes were exactly the same.

Yeah, it isn't. I've noticed my nose is actually quite wonky, so I get your frustrations D: Trying to ignore it is hard but YOU CAN DO EEEET.

[Jobdone]

One of my eyes is larger than the other.

Other than that i'm totally perfect.

[Katesyl]

I've always hated my nose. If I accidentally catch sight of myself in profile in a train window or whatever I'll be there trying to push the bump back in for the next five minutes.

My trivial grumbling is that it's got to the extent that I have to brace myself to look at my bank balance.

[Bisset]

I have a slightly lazy eyelid and I focus on it on every photo I get taken. It annoys the hell out of me.

[peypea]

I'd like to shrink my nose. I hate it in profile.

I really need to tidy my room and I don't want to.

[Fjar]

Half my face doesn't smile properly. I dunno if it's obvious to anyone else but I noticed it a couple of years ago and now it's all I focus on.

[fluffymoo]

I hate my brow area. When I relax my face looks slightly neanderthal'ish.

[Womble]

ITT: Pretty girls complaining about really minor things.

Fuckin' women, eh lads?

[peypea]

If you hadn't just called us pretty I would cut you <3

[Jobdone]

ITT: Pretty girls complaining about really minor things.

Fuckin' women, eh lads?

Can't live with 'em, can't murder them and dispose of their bodies because they're white and attractive and hence require an actual investigation and you can't get rid of all the evidence, it's just not possible, even if you dissolve them in acid, something always remains, someone always knows, they're always looking, oh god please help.

[CrappyMike]

GTA is taking up all of my time